This is your favourite chocolate ice cream
Teddy, you're such a disappointment
It was a trivial matter
But you were bawling your eyes out
You're even saying no to your favourite ice cream
Trivial matter? You call it a trivial matter?
It wasn't a trivial matter
It was such a minor matter
That fellow almost...
I almost got violated! You call that a minor matter?
Fact is, nothing happened
You should be so relieved
Best of all,
you got to see that chap for what he really was
Most importantly, my name was cleared
Henceforth, there is one man...
whom you've got to trust and listen to
That is yours truly
I was stupid
I was foolish and naive
That's why I doubted your advice,
refusing to believe he was a jerk
I must say you're foolish and naive
You get yourself all upset...
and depressed over a scumbag
I thought you were made of sterner stuff
Guess I was wrong
I didn't wish for this! He's blackmailing me!
Any idea how scary cyberbullying is?
I really don't want my photos...
to circulate on the Internet for posterity...
where my children and children's children can still see them!
I wish I could cheer up too
But I just can't
Why are you so hard on yourself?
How many people become an overnight Internet meme?
If I were you, I'd have set off sparklers
Well, you can still do that now
Let's go to Guang's shop to buy sparklers
Are you out to annoy me?
You're gloating over my plight
Do you have any sense of decency?
You're a pretty girl
If you put on a dress...
that ﬂaunts what you've got and...
keep his eyes trained on you,
he'll gladly give you the $3000 you ask for
Ask him for $4000,
and he'll gladly give it to you too
Is it as easy as he makes it out to be?
Does money come that easy?
Oh well, no harm giving it a try
Meiyu, are you going out?
I'm meeting a friend to work on a project
Wait
What are you up to? Look at how you're dressed
You're wearing such heavy makeup too
Are you walking the street?
Please! No one would say that of her own daughter
I said that to prevent others from thinking that of you
Mummy isn't being mean
But your dress is a bit too over the top
Over what?
If you take a bus in that dress,
those leering uncles will look down like this
You people are such fuddy-duddies
Go check out how people dress on Orchard Road!
Fuddy-duddies? Don't talk to me about Orchard Road
This is Dakota Crescent
You've bought a new handphone and a new dress
How did you pay for them?
I'm paying the handphone by instalments
The dress is a second-hand item, OK?
The dress is so figure-hugging
You're all wrapped up like a rice dumpling!
I'm ﬂaunting what I've got, OK?
Let's see how she'll look in this dress!
No, thanks!
Don't give me that nonsense
Change out of the dress and have your lunch before going out
My friends are waiting for me
Tell them you'll be late
Didn't you say you were broke?
Then why are you always eating out?
They're giving me a treat
Your boyfriend?
Shut up
Now, don't take it out on your sister
If I find out that...
you're mixing with bad boys,
I'll break your legs!
I'm not as stupid as you
What did you say?
Did I say anything wrong?
You chose the wrong man for yourself
You didn't do yourself or your kids any favour
You'd better watch your words
He is your father, after all
Move it! Change out of the dress
Take your lunch!
Miss, I thought you were going to stand me up
Why didn't you take my calls?
Sorry. My mum stopped me just when I was coming out
She wanted me to take my lunch and change out of the dress
She got suspicious...
when she saw my sexy outfit
I wouldn't dare take your calls there and then
No wonder you're dressed like that
But, hello, you're going to meet your sugar daddy
You're not going to school
You're even wearing flip-flops!
What to do?
I had to convince my mum to let me come out
But looking at you now,
I really don't know if he'll pick you,
let alone give you three, four thousand
Are we still meeting him?
Yes! The appointment is on. Let's go!
Your sugar mummy is going...
to give you $3000 a month?
I'll find out tomorrow
How come?
She said she'd transfer the funds to my account tomorrow
Is she ugly?
That's what I thought too
I mean, if she turned out ugly,
I'd find an excuse to slip away
But I didn't expect her to be very pretty
She is an alluring, middle-aged lady
Let me show you something
I took this photo secretly
She's not just pretty, but she's also classy
She looks like she's younger than 30
I don't know how old she is
You girls are good at maintaining your looks
Some who look 30 are actually already 60
60?!
Chill! It's a possibility, OK?
Why the huge reaction?
She's such a good-looker
Why does she still need a sugar baby?
Here's why - loneliness
Though she didn't tell me a lot about herself,
I could sense that...
she felt very lonely
Did you have to do that gross stuff with her?
Of course not
We had a deal. It'd just be drinking and talking
Don't put on an act
You guys would jump at the chance
Hello! I'm not one of those guys, OK?
Just stay out of my affairs
Do you remember your lines?
Yes
Don't give the impression that I'm cheap and easy
I'm not out to make easy money
In a nutshell,
don't make it look like I'm out to fleece him
Lovely
Mum
Let's eat
Our neighbour, Li, gave us the food
Are you hit by a craving?
This is all I've got left
Take it
I don't know what your story is
But we've all had our share of setbacks
If you don't get your act together,
no one would be able to help you
There it is
I'm a little nervous
It's good that you're feeling nervous
It shows you're inexperienced
But if my mum learns about this,
she'll kill me
Are you dumb enough to tell her? - No
I'd never betray you either
Don't worry. It'll be fine
What if that man is a creep?
Now, what did I tell you?
I'll be on standby near you
If things go awry, I'll step forward, OK?
My dear girl, we're in a public place
Would he dare try anything funny against you?
I don't care. It's your call
Don't accuse me of pushing you into it
Stay put here - OK. Just go
Go
Are you Eric?
I am May
Hello - Hello
Please sit
Sorry, I'm late
It's OK
Order what you like
Go ahead
I've had my lunch
Iced lychee tea
Are you very nervous?
Not really. Just a little nervous
We're just having a chat
OK? Just relax
Sorry. I rushed over from school
So I'm rather casually dressed
I'm fine with it. Are you a polytechnic student?
Yes
Which year? - The third year
Let me show you my student card
No need. I believe you
In my email reply to you,
I gave an introduction of myself
Yes. You're an accountant
You have to travel often for work,
so you're hardly in town
So you don't have to spend a lot of time with me
That's great!
I mean, I'm also very busy with schoolwork
I like your candour
Let's cut to the chase
Will you accept me?
If I'm not your cup of tea,
then we needn't take this any further
I find you very friendly
But... - What's the problem?
I don't do that kind of thing
I know. You made it clear in your email
Is that OK?
Don't worry. I just want someone to talk to
You don't believe me?
Yes, I don't quite believe you
I am enjoying this conversation with you
When you join the workforce one day,
you'll be facing scheming co-workers
When you're with clients,
you ingratiate yourself with them,
buttering them up
Then you'll know what I'm talking about
You mean you'll give me...
a monthly allowance for talking to you?
He said,
"Money is not an issue for me"
How much will he be giving you?
$4000
I wanted to tell him I'd take $3000
But he said,
"How about I give you $4000?"
He took the bait
What bait?
I'm not some vixen
He also said...
the $4000 would be a scholarship fund
He hoped I'd study hard
You're toast
Why?
I bet my last dollar that man is a pervert!
Why did you say that of him?
I find him very nice and friendly
No. Reject that man
Why?
You're asking me why?
This deal is too good to be true
You're getting $4000 a month without having to sleep with him
He travels often
So you won't get to see each other much
I can't get my head around it
If he's not a pervert, then he's a con man
Con man? - That's right
He'll have your money and your body!
He may even pimp you overseas!
Surely not?
He was so quick to agree to...
giving you $4000 a month...
because he didn't plan to give you any
In fact, you've to make money for him
You got it wrong
How so?
Thousand-dollar bills!
He gave me the money when you were at the loo
That's a thick wad of notes!
His client had just paid him
Now you believe that money is of no issue to him, eh?
Give me one note
Dream on!
Hi!
Why are you always pulling a long face?
I thought you liked me?
You should be happy to see me
Why did you ask to meet here?
I missed you, so I wanted to see you
This is a nice shirt. What do you think?
I don't have time for this
I want you to buy me a few shirts
What?
Thank you in advance
This piece is also nice. What do you think?
I'm broke. Pay for your own shopping
Zhang Weixiong, it's just a few shirts
Are you telling me you're broke?
Aren't you a top student on a scholarship?
How could you be broke?
But I hear the criteria for a scholarship...
is more than just good grades
One also has to display exemplary character
If some undesirable video clip leaks out,
things can get pretty ugly
To help you, I've been looking hard for...
my missing handphone
If you can't even appreciate it,
I'll be very disappointed
Be a dear. Go pay for the shirts
Why buy only two shirts?
Throw in watches, shoes and bags
A babe is paying for them, right?
Who are you?
How could you not remember me?
Oh, I'm wearing shades today
What to do? I've become popular
Everyone's telling me that I look like...
Tony Leung Chiu-Wai
Are you out to irritate me, Jack?
I'm already calling you Jack
But you still don't remember me
Think again
I...
You still don't remember me?
I was so nice to you
But you don't remember me
OK, I'll tell you who I am
I am your great-uncle's uncle's paternal uncle's...
first maternal uncle's paternal uncle
I've explained our relationship so well
But you're still clueless
I don't blame you. You were still a kid
But I could recognize you right away
Your annoying face...
is one that I'd never forget
It's been so many years
We should get together
Come, let's go
My clothes...
Grow up!
Is being with your elder important,
or are your clothes more important?
Are you asking for a beating?
Babe, are you his girlfriend?
No
No? Then you may go. Hold this
Let's catch up with each other
Jack - What do you want?
Let's go admire the view - Let me go
Come, over here
Let me go
It's so nice and quiet here
We can do whatever we want
This is just great
Jack Jack, where are you going?
I've brought you here to admire the view
Just who are you? I don't even know you
Are you a nutcase?
What? Did you call me a nutcase?
I hate it when people call me a nutcase
Do I look like a nutcase to you?
Am I a nutcase? Am I?
What are you doing?
Why are you so nervous?
Afraid I'd throw you over?
No
What is Lazy Bum up to?
Let go! Do you have a fear of heights?
I'm here to let you enjoy the view. It's so pretty up here
Are you thinking that I'll throw you over?
You're nuts! You're the nutcase
Isn't the view here just gorgeous?
Isn't it gorgeous? I'm asking you now
It's gorgeous!
With the lovely view before us,
it'll be a shame not to take a picture
Let's use your handphone
Take out your handphone. Where is it?
Hurry up
Come on
Wait
I'll look more cool this way
Hurry up
Oh please! Your hand is shaking away
The picture will turn out blur
Never mind. I'll do it
Let's smile
Another shot
Peace
Enough
I heard you. Did you have to shout?
We've taken dozens of shots
Let me choose a nice one
What are you doing?
Don't disturb me!
I hate it when I'm interrupted...
while choosing a nice photo
I have to choose the photo all over again
Oh, there is a video too!
It's so dark. What were you filming?
Who's the girl under the covers?
That's my personal stuff!
Don't snatch - That's my personal stuff!
Don't snatch
See? I told you not to snatch it from me
It's dropped all the way down
What are you waiting for? Go look for it!
Looking at you again, you don't look like him
Are you Jack?
Yes
You're Jack Neo?
I'm not Jack Neo
Aren't you Jack Neo who does movies?
No, I'm not!
Fine. Did you have to shout?
I thought you were Jack Neo
I was hoping for a movie role
Forget it then! What a waste of my effort. Be gone
Crazy man!
Show yourself
He fibbed about his handphone gone missing
The video clip of you is so lame
It was so dark that I couldn't make out anything
But had you come round a bit later,
I don't know what he'd have filmed
I'll leave you to handle this matter
I'm going to grab a bite
Lazy Bum
What's wrong?
Thank you
Just a thank-you? I expect nothing less than a kiss
Do you have to be so mean?
Not even a beverage?
If I choke on the sandwich,
you'll give me CPR
I'm saying that if I choke on the sandwich,
you'll give me CPR, you heard me?
You're so noisy
I'm choking!
Is CPR performed when a person chokes?
When you went to Granny Cardboard's rescue,
you acted like you were an expert
If not CPR, what's the first-aid given?
So that's your idea of first-aid
Stop fooling around
He did not just film me
He also shot videos of other girls
He didn't show me
Show some respect for the girls
Are the images graphic?
Pretty much so
Had I drunk another glass,
I might have ended up like them
Don't go clubbing with him!
Even if you do, don't drink!
Remember my words!
Yes?
How did you know he'd take me clubbing?
He even warned me against drinking
It was so obvious what he was after
He even took you to some secret beach party,
and bought some beer
He was planning to make you drunk
Should I hand his handphone...
over to the police?
But of course! Do that pronto
If you don't make a police report soon...
and make it game over for him,
many more girls will fall prey to him
If I make the police report,
it'll be really game over for him
You're worried about him?
Teddy, don't tell me...
that you've not got over him
No. It's just that he's very bright
If I make the police report,
his life will be over
If you don't make the police report, his life will be over for real
If you leave him be, he'll continue with his nonsense
Things will only snowball to an irreparable stage
If you put a stop to his nonsense now,
he may just come to his senses
We call that to repent and be saved
Why are you staring at me again?
Lazy Bum
You can do far better in life
There you go again
I'm not faking it this time
I already know how vicious you are
You've never praised me before
You're being nice, so nothing good will follow
I'd better make my escape!
Where are you off to? Wait for me
No! You'll go your highway and...
I'll go mine
What kind of line is that?
Don't lift idioms at random!
Why are you shadowing me?
Lazy Bum, hear me out
Whenever you say "hear me out",
I just want out, bye!
Stay right there!
So I can't even be nice to you
You do like to do things the hard way
I'm a bit tired. I'd like to go home and rest
I'm giving you two options now
One, take you as my wife. Two, become a monk
Just know that I'll take the second option
One, find a stable job
Work in the day and go for class at night
Two, if you cannot do that,
then don't be my friend
I've never seen you as a friend
I see you as my future wife
Teddy, are you angry?
I'm not being disobedient
I have my reasons for acting this way
Tell me about them
My reasons are,
I'm afraid of success
Come again?
I said I'm afraid of success
What kind of lousy excuse is that?
Everyone else would love to find success
I'm exceptional, you see
I'm just too exceptional and capable
That's why I cannot be successful
Man is greedy. We'll never be content
I am a poor bloke now
So I have nothing to lose
But once I find success, I'll gain much
I won't want to lose any of it
In fact, I'll want more
In the end, besides fame and gains,
I'll have nothing else
It's just your excuse...
for not trying
If everyone were like you,
what would become of this world?
Regardless of what I think,
the world will still make strides ahead
The earth will still move
The sun will still rise every day
People as smart as me or...
even smarter than me are aplenty
My absence won't make a difference
No. I should put it this way
One less person is one person gained
If there were fewer of the so-called geniuses,
life for everyone would be a lot safer and happier
What warped logic is that?
It's no warped logic. It's a cold hard fact
Who invented and discovered...
the atomic bomb, the nuclear bomb,
the Internet and the Higgs particle?
The so-called geniuses did!
With every invention and discovery,
mankind is edging towards destruction,
accelerating Doomsday
Those guys are not geniuses; they are morons!
Now,
if you knew you were such a moron...
who'd invent some mass destruction weapon,
would you still want to go into the lab?
Now you know how smart I am!
Bye!
That's a load of sophistry
Lazy Bum, we're friends no more!
You're back
Fan Wenfang
I am Fan Fangfang
What are you doing here?
Granny Swordswoman...
let out the room to us, remember?
I mean, why are you still here?
You've not fled in fear?
What's wrong?
You didn't know? Our place is very...
It's very haunted
I know
Then why are you still staying here?
Granny Swordswoman said...
the two ghosts were...
Ying and you
You turn the house upside down
Have you seen the other "ghost"?
Ying? No, I've not seen him
Has he drowned in Potty Mouth's saliva?
Fang
Hi - Hello
Hello
Carry on, guys. Never mind me
Yes? What's wrong?
I prepared the breakfast for him
How would I know?
I just grab and eat what I see
It's OK. You can have it. I'm in a rush anyway
Fangfang, sign off on this document
What document is it?
Aren't you going to work here?
I'll get the paperwork done for you
I'll make a photocopy of your passport back at the office
Good
See you
Bye!
Fang, come here
You're alone in the flat with him. Be careful
Stay put inside the room
Make sure you lock the door
When you use the bathroom,
look out for anything suspicious
I came across a news report that...
a landlord installed a pinhole camera...
to film his female tenants secretly
Be on your guard
Got it
I'll get going
Bye - Bye
Done!
The water heater was acting up. I fixed it in no time at all
When you use the bathroom,
look out for anything suspicious
What are you doing?
Did you see my stylish sunglasses?
I look uber-cool with that pair of shades
Girls always give me a second look
I look super-duper cool and charming
I've not seen them
How odd. When I got home, I had a coffee...
before taking a hot shower
They must be inside the bathroom
Found them!
Drats! Who dismembered my shades?
Me
So it was you
You just told me you hadn't seen them
I... I lied
Why are you so stupid?
I didn't even suspect you
Why did you admit that it was you?
Even if you denied it flatly, there was nothing I could do
But I really broke your sunglasses
OK! Since you admit to it,
are you going to compensate me?
I will
OK... You're such an honest girl
Just pay me $3000
$3000?
RMB?
What RMB? Be thankful that I'm not asking for USD
It's SGD3000
This pair are a limited edition...
sold only to movie stars
Chow Yun-fat, Aaron Kwok,
and Iron Man all own a pair
If I were to sell this pair at double the price,
there'd be many takers
Why am I telling you all this?
So are you paying me or not?
Yes, I am
Why did you give me that look?
Let this teach you not to be so gullible
This world has...
no lack of strange happenings
Say you see an old man fall down
You quickly help him up,
only for him to grab your hand and...
accuse you of causing his fall and demand that you compensate him
You catch a pickpocket red-handed
So you warn the victim,
only to get bashed up by the pickpocket
Passers-by act as if nothing's happened
That's the fate of good and honest people
Do you get n?
I don't agree with you
If trust and empathy...
are lacking between people,
won't society become cold and unfeeling?
There'll be no warmth
You want a warm and caring society
That's why you signed off whatever you were given
Even if it meant selling yourself away,
you also signed off without checking it
Bangqing is my boyfriend
I knew him when I was 16
If I can't even trust him,
who can I trust?
You're a simple-minded, silly girl
Let me tell you a story
Bin Trasher
Bin Trasher?
The guy who trashes trash bins
Lousy nickname!
Come up with a better nickname!
Sorry... It was a slip of the tongue
You... - What about me?
Why do you always...
come to the toilet when I'm cleaning it?
I've had it up to here
So I had to come in here to trash bins!
Where's the bin?
The bin is over there
Stop kicking it
Things don't always go well at work
Just bear with things
Are you going to tell me tolerance is golden?
You guessed wrong
I was going to say compromise promotes peace
What song were you singing?
You heard my singing?
I'm not deaf
The song was from my mummy's era
It's my mummy's favourite song from a TV drama
She'd sing it often when I was little
You like singing?
Then why are you cleaning toilets?
I held many jobs before
When I was a salesgirl,
I didn't even realize it when I upset customers
When I was a waitress, I kept breaking bowls and plates
I mean, why don't you become a singer?
I'd love to, but I'll never get the chance
Until now,
I've not stepped into a karaoke joint
That's nothing surprising. I've never been to one either
You don't like singing?
I totally dislike singing
Then your singing must be really awful
Sorry. I didn't mean to laugh at you
Your handphone is ringing
They want me back for a meeting
You should get going
Why do you think I'm hiding in here?
ls that a good idea?
What's so bad about it?
Avoidance is not a solution
Quit nagging. Are you done here?
Yes
Then get lost
May I say another line? Just one line
Shoot
Avoidance is really not a solution
Didn't you already say it?
I said, avoidance is not a solution
Now, I'm saying avoidance is really not a solution
I added "really" to the line
OK. I'll stop here
I'm Walter
You want water?
There's water over there
I said my name is Walter
But I didn't even ask you for your name
Then may I know your name?
Why do you want to know my name?
So that I may lodge a complaint
What do you want to complain about?
That you sing while cleaning the toilet,
and you won't let me kick the bin
You're overbearing
I want to complain that you yell at people
Go and complain all you like!
I am Guan Meimei. Go lodge a complaint!
Twenty years ago, two buddies...
were so close that they'd even share pants
Together, they worked hard to start a business
They became successful
Their business grew bigger and bigger
They bought cars and houses, enjoying the good life
But the good times didn't last
They were hit by the financial crisis
They lost their business
Creditors hounded them every day
In the end, they declared bankruptcy
One of them made his comeback very soon
He even made more money than before
Turns out that he had moved his funds elsewhere
One was a real bankrupt and the other, a fake bankrupt
The fool who really got bankrupt...
even had his wife walk out on him
Do you know whose arms she fell into?
Who?
The scoundrel who betrayed his friend!
Everyone who heard this story would go "huh"
Something as dramatic as this...
replays itself again and again in real life
The guy who really went bankrupt was devastated
He jumped to his death
Do you know what this story teaches us?
It teaches us not to be too trusting,
even towards the people you trust the most
Very often, they are the ones...
who betray and hurt you the most
But, Big Brother,
your mindset is a little skewed
What happened was an isolated case
You cannot let the incident...
made you lose faith in people
Suddenly, the stars are out in full force
Stop looking
Here. Some superglue will do the trick
You needn't pay me $3000
Angel!
Stallone, you're out sunbathing today?
You didn't go meet girls?
Here, this is for you
Clever
Stallone, eat slower
Don't suffer from indigestion and constipation
Sorry!
It's you again
Are you on drugs? You're not walking straight
Look up there
What?
Is she attempting suicide?
Stallone, enjoy!
Snap out of your daze! Let's stop her!
Don't jump
Don't come over!
Stay there, or I'll jump down
OK...
Jiao, what are you doing?
Just last month, you gave me red eggs...
and ang ku kueh to...
celebrate your baby turning one month old
So what are you doing now?
I want to jump down
Why would you want to do that?
I don't wish to live anymore
I'm weary of life. I'm so tired
I know... I know you're tired
Look at him
He's out of breath. See how hard he pants
I'm also very tired
We're living in a crazy world
If it's not about terrorists going on a rampage,
it's big shots carrying out stupid acts
Who isn't tired?
But what can we do?
Life goes on for everyone
We didn't come to this world to enjoy life
We're here to cultivate our minds
Do you get it?
Make the call now
I don't have a handphone
Give me some time
I'll get Potty Mouth and your two kids to come
No, your three kids,
including your newborn
I hear he drinks milk with gusto. He's so chubby now
What's his name again?
His name is...
It's "Chi-le"
Jeremy. My Jeremy
Yes, Jeremy
Potty Mouth told me the baby was a milk guzzler
Think about it. If you jump down,
who will feed the baby?
We can't bring a dairy cow to him, right?
You can buy milk powder at a supermarket
Keep quiet. No one will call you a mute
Look at him. Look at this man
Do you recognize him?
Remove your cap!
Do you recognize him?
You don't?
Look at you!
You look a wreck now
Even a TV addict can't recognize you
Luo Bei?
You are Luo Bei?
She's calling out to you. Give some response
Hi
That's right. He is Luo Bei
Do you want a photo with him or an autograph?
You're nuts! Whatever for? I'm about to kill myself
Then don't kill yourself yet
No matter how helpless you feel,
don't ever go down this road
That's the stupidest thing you can ever do
You aren't the only person suffering in this world
Do you know why Luo Bei is here?
No? OK, let him tell you
Shoot
Don't be wishy-washy about it
Forget about your pride
Shoot
I'm down and out
I have nowhere to go
So I came here to squat with a relative
See? A leading TV star like him...
is reduced to this plight
He's a broke guy now
So why should you kill yourself?
He has more reason to die, right?
Right? - Right
Then what are you waiting for?
Go!
Jiao, please make way
Our TV star wants to jump down first
OK? Let him go first
Go away! Both of you, go away!
What I want to do is none of your business!
OK, we'll leave
But give me 10 minutes
Let me bring Potty Mouth...
and your children here, OK?
No! I don't wish to see them
But they want to see you,
especially your Boy Boy and Girl Girl
It'll be their last time seeing their mummy
Once you jump down,
I'm sure your kids won't be able to recognize you
Not only that,
they'll also have nightmares every day
I don't want this either
But... I really cannot go on with life
I know... But give me 10 minutes
I'll get them here, OK?
So what do I do?
You're asking me? You were an actor before!
You can do it! It's just 10 minutes. You can do it!
Subtitles: A Han, Mediacorp TV